(with apologies to radiohead. -ark)
when we agreed before
could've delivered on time
you put the project in danger
the risk makes me cry
changed spec like a fucker
in a beautiful world
i wish we were final
the spec's fucking final
but our scope creeps
our scope's fluid
what the hell am i doing here
i don't belong here
i don't care if it hurts
we have to have control
your scope change is naughty
our schedule's a hole
don't care if you give notice
or shop it around
i wish we were final
the spec's fucking final
weeeee're running out of tiiii-iiiimmmme.
weeeee're running...
run, run, run ruuuuun!
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
i wish we were final
the spec's fucking final